Rainbow Rocket News 9/29/26

Dear Mulberry,

There seem to be monsters. Apparently, they only like to eat children. We thought about filling the river with water, so they could try fish. Maybe if we made them a tuna fish sandwich – sandwiches are made with love – they would learn to like tuna fish better than children. I suppose children are made with love too.

Or, you could make a trip wire all around the space where children play. Then if the monster sniffed out yummy children and wanted to capture a child to eat, they would trip over the trip wire and hit their head when they fell.

I’m not sure what the plan is after that. Bandits are delicious. Maybe the monsters will eat the bandits instead.

Love,
Teacher Michelle