Rainbow Robot News 10/17/25

(Read in robot voice.)

Dear Robots,

I feel so glad. All robots survived the wave. I feel so glad. Scary non-robots did not saw robots into two pieces. I feel so glad. Scary non-robots did not hammer robots and break robots. I feel so glad. Robots stayed safe inside robot bodies.

I feel so sad. Robots shared robot treats robot to robot. I did not get any treats. What is this water coming from my robot vision field?

Love,
Teacher Robot