Dear Mulberry,
One of my favorite restaurants is Sugar & Spice, they serve children, and children are delicious. They have many choices of children, sweet ones, spicy ones, umami ones, crunchy ones, and soft ones. It’s a very difficult restaurant to keep open though. The supply of children is tricky.
You have to catch them. They hide. They run fast. They disappear. As luck would have it, some chickens showed up in their place. There was much bock bocking. The Sugar & Spice restaurateur decided to close Sugar & Spice and open a Raise the Roost instead.
Turns out chickens are difficult to catch too.
Love,
Teacher Michelle